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I’ll admit it, I like hearing them scream.

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Sloths aren't lazy, they're just saving their energy

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I received a text from my wife, while sat next to her.

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My best friend is imaginary, but I married him anyway.

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I just woke up and. . . I don't think I'll be having kids anymore...

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Congratulations it’s a boy!

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“I bet you $20 it’ll fall to the north” the lumberjack said to his partner confidently.

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I awoke to my daughter shouting, "Look, mommy, its snowing!"

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"Maybe I'll have better luck next time," I chirped to myself as I got out of my sweltering car and locked it behind me.

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I have been searching for a signal from space for years, and found one tonight coming from Proxima Centauri.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ll admit it, I like hearing them scream.	175
Sloths aren't lazy, they're just saving their energy	174
I received a text from my wife, while sat next to her.	174
My best friend is imaginary, but I married him anyway.	174
I just woke up and. . . I don't think I'll be having kids anymore...	173
Congratulations it’s a boy!	173
“I bet you $20 it’ll fall to the north” the lumberjack said to his partner confidently.	173
I awoke to my daughter shouting, "Look, mommy, its snowing!"	172
"Maybe I'll have better luck next time," I chirped to myself as I got out of my sweltering car and locked it behind me.	172
I have been searching for a signal from space for years, and found one tonight coming from Proxima Centauri.	172